Saturday, November 19, 2005

My head hurts.

It's been awhile since I've posted. Nothing deters blogging like being too busy but I've decided to find time.

Yes, friends, the Lord and his followers triumph. News from down Pennsylvania way that the Christian home schooled fourteen year old female who is infatuated with the Christian home schoold eighteen year old male attended the funeral of her parents at the chapel of a Christian Bible College. Problem being that the male killed the 'rents when they refused to let him continue his relationship (rumored to be sexual) with their daughter. See, home schooling protects kids from evil. It is, the Christian thing to do, 'cept Satan will take the rap for this. Somehow he always mananges to trump God (the almighty) except when God, for reasons too mysterious for us mortals to note, tests us.

Good thing God doesn't see a shrink, else he might be diagnosed as a sadist or bipolar or something.

Forget about Satan, Lord save me from your followers.

Same web page of my Comcast delivered news was an AP story that Our Most Beloved Leader, Generalisimo George, is calling for more religious freedom in China. Possibly because he wants the murder rate to go up?

Can't make this stuff up.