Letter to the Annointed One (or maybe just the Annoying One)

Making the rounds via email:

Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually,
we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving you.

California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue
States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,
Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, all of the North
East States, and the urban half of Ohio.

We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to
almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice,
pro-gay marriage, pro-stem cell research, and anti-war. Speaking of war,
we're going to need all Blue States citizens back from Iraq. If you need
people to fight in Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have
tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no
purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids'
caskets coming home.

We wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really
hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction.


Sincerely,

California